Mofo Chanel #NO5

Motto: "Don't let anyone ever dull your sparkle... I'm gonna smash it instead."


Having made her way to West Virginia via Philadelphia and San Diego, this bi-coastal, bi-furious rhinestone cowgirl has been spraying down opponents all her life. And by opponents, we mean her two older brothers, the stooges known as Larry & Curly (This was back when she was known simply as Moe Faux. #Flashback)


Realizing quickly that her brothers stink, Mofo has been looking for new opponents to knock some scents into. And when you're in her mist, you WILL smell pain.

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