Mitch Riot #77
In June of 2012, she who is now known simply as "Mitch Riot" decided that it was time to take up a new hobby. Coincidentally, BADD was recruiting skaters at the time, and in the spirit of not letting an opportunity pass her by, our noble hero laced up the brownies, suited up in the foulest fresh meat gear imaginable, and immediately realized that this was exactly what her life needed--an aggressive, estrogen-filled circle pit on skates. This is what we call "creating a monster".
Not many were surprised when she announced her newfound love for derby, and she instantly gained the support of friends and family alike (although she's still encouraged by her mom to wear a fully padded bubble suit on the track in lieu of avoiding all injuries). When she isn't rocking the jams on eight wheels, Mitch lives a simple life that includes hula hooping, crafting, and watching the Little House on the Prairie series in it's entirety.
Having dabbled in professions ranging from pizza slinger to Certified Dental Assistant, this delinquent currently spends her 9's-5's as a marketing and sales assistant, in which she silently wonders just how many clients also have a pair of R3's and a hula hoop lurking in the backseat of their car.