Madame Mischief #863

In a recent interview with The Daily Prophet, roller derby sensation Madame Mischief was asked how she best describes herself. Her answer--
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
With a house full mischief-makers and husband Redd Zeppelin to keep her in line, Mischief still finds time for perfecting the art of blocking AND jamming while on the track. Some of her best skills include Jammer Totalis, Accio Star, and Refereeus Imperio--any Marauder would be proud of her achievements!
Although also highly skilled in potions, Madame Mischief claims that her derby marriage to Bon E Crusher is the real deal and not the result of a love potion. Curiously enough, husband Redd neither claims nor denies the use of a love spell on his Mischief--but her 863 reveals her native land of Florida, suggesting a long-distance move of passion.
Madame Mischief's interests include shopping trips to Weasley's Wizarding Weezes, butterbeer, owls and tending to her lively little mischief makers. She loathes horcruxes, Slytherin House, and track cuts. Not surprisingly, her patronus is a powerfully agile cat--which clearly says to us that this madame has a lot of mischief to be managed.