kaPOWndcake #911
kaPOWndcake # 911
kaPOWndcake was the product of an illicit love affair between an African Goddess and a Pirate biker. She spent several years of her life avoiding the sinister Grim Reapers of Space aboard Mal Reynold's Firefly boat, Serenity.
After being bitten by a radioactive honey badger, kaPOWndcake and her best friend, Rharri, prayed over Casa D"Amici's magickal garlic knots each night for destiny to be granted to them. Shortly afterwards, destiny appeared in the form of bubblegum pink skates. In order to reach the skates, kaPOWndcake had to battle hordes of zombies with her bare hands.
Luckily, kaPOWndcake's sidekick and lovechild tabby cat, Joxer Ramone, helped claw and crush their way to victory. A rainbow haired Diva, a rock star with killer hips, an a tiny green-eyed fairy took kaPOWndcake under their wheels and offered her a position with the Beckley Area Derby Dames.
Now a BADD girl, kaPOWndcake strikes fear into the hearts of men and women alike with her shoulder checks and fists of Brit Fury. In her spare time, ka POWndcake enjoys being a cat pillow, speaking Spanish, and making fun of poor grammar.
kaPOWndcake was the product of an illicit love affair between an African Goddess and a Pirate biker. She spent several years of her life avoiding the sinister Grim Reapers of Space aboard Mal Reynold's Firefly boat, Serenity.
After being bitten by a radioactive honey badger, kaPOWndcake and her best friend, Rharri, prayed over Casa D"Amici's magickal garlic knots each night for destiny to be granted to them. Shortly afterwards, destiny appeared in the form of bubblegum pink skates. In order to reach the skates, kaPOWndcake had to battle hordes of zombies with her bare hands.
Luckily, kaPOWndcake's sidekick and lovechild tabby cat, Joxer Ramone, helped claw and crush their way to victory. A rainbow haired Diva, a rock star with killer hips, an a tiny green-eyed fairy took kaPOWndcake under their wheels and offered her a position with the Beckley Area Derby Dames.
Now a BADD girl, kaPOWndcake strikes fear into the hearts of men and women alike with her shoulder checks and fists of Brit Fury. In her spare time, ka POWndcake enjoys being a cat pillow, speaking Spanish, and making fun of poor grammar.
